Quick Payday Loans

Quick payday loans were a sucker's bet.

Quick Payday Loans. Dig It.

The horn player wailed as I nursed my busted nose. Nothing was going to make it look like its previously, only-busted-twice-before state, where it managed to evoke Tony Curtis, so I just kept the icepack Danny pulled out of the freezer on my schnozz and hoped it worked. I looked at my notes and the trumpeter kicked into "Surry With The Fringe On Top." I had to figure out how these quick payday loans compaies were ripping off their customers. There had to be something they were doing to put the money in the account faster, or was it all a ruse? Did they charge extra for quick payday loans that weren't getting there any faster?

"Danny? You ever get one of these payday loans?"

"Oh yeah - couple years ago. For some reason, the check from this place bounced -" He gestured at the empty dancefloor and two other patrons propping up the bar. " - and my landlord was getting testy, right? Well, Boss promises me that I'll get cash in two days because he had a payment coming down, so I sign up at this quick payday loans joint over on fourteenth, you know?"

"Yeah, I can dig. They got the quick loans."

"Yeah, they were really fast - they had money in my hands in like 20 minutes. No extra charge, and that was the only place I found that advertised quick payday loans that didn't slap you with some extra fee. What's faster than 20 minutes? I read an article in Harpers and got an iced coffee."

"What kind?"

"From Starbucks." He saw my face. "I know, it was nearest."

"So there's nothing really extra for these fast payday loans - everyone gets them around the same time?"

"Ding. Right in one."

"I should just sign up for same day payday loans or something, right?"

"If you need to get money fast. That's what the companies that offer a quick payday loan out to folks like you."

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