Overnight Payday Loan - A Jolt To The Financial System.
When you're counting your own teeth as they scatter across the floor, it seems a futile effort. However, it can help when you're trying to explain to the dentist exactly how much time and effort he should put into the whole shebang. This time, it was going to be a six hour gig - not the longest I'd had by a long shot, but still worth some consideration. I would bill the kid, of course, for this bit of business. There's no way that trying to find out about an overnight payday loan should lead to a novocaine habit and drool cup hanging out of the corner of your mouth.
Overnight Payday Loan - Gorilla talks. I listen.
"Gorilla, man. You're getting old. You used to do that in one."
"Shut the hell up, Faul. Shut up and keep shutting up. Why do you want to know about my boss's payday loan scheme?"
I raised my eyebrows at him. He growled and pointed at me.
"You can talk, just not about my mother again. You know she's been dead for six years."
"I know, Gorilla. She was a nice lady. A little too nice to get stuck with a kid like you, pimping out an overnight payday loanscheme that leaves people paying $50 for every $100 they borrow."
"Jimmy, I don't need this grief from you. Just tell me why you're roughing up our guys, dropping cats off buildings, and making the boss scream at me like I just ate the Christmas Goose the night before all because of a dame who wants a fast payday loan?"
"You ever been in love?" I asked quietly around the mouth filled with grit and iron liquid.
"Look at me. I'm what happens when King Kong and Roseanne Barr have a baby. I've been in love, sure, but I ain't never been loved back. I do what I can to make myself distracted. Some of that means offering the occasional overnight payday loan."
"The dame needs money, man. She wants to know if you're gonna rip her off with your overnight payday loans. I have to ask. Can you do a better deal, man? We've known each other for years, even if you hate me like a five year old's relationship to brussell sprouts. You know I'll take care of you if the crap goes down."
"I always liked those, Jimmy. Yeah. I'll get her a good overnight payday loan."
"How about untying me? I'll buy you a drink."
"Sure thing."