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I think it was in the third hour that I thought dragging a mook up the side of a building to find out how much he charged for an instant payday loan may not be worth it. I wasn't getting any younger and this guy had apparently never met a Frostie he didn't like. I'd knocked him out pretty good with a couple of blows to the temple and it was time he got back on the stick, I thought after making sure we were secure on the edge of the roof. I'd tied a couple of loops around my own ankle and attached it to a chimney. I didn't do him the favor. 

I opened a capsule under his nose. When he woke up, he found himself upside down, my hand around his ankle.

"Holy mother of god!" He screamed out. That alone was worth it.

"I'm not going to kill you," I said, trying to mean it.

"What? What? What are you doing, man?"

"I'm not going to kill you if you give me what I need to know about instant payday loan fees."

"Well, I charge all kinds of fees, man! There's the percentage, the rollover."

"Yeah, fees. You've got plenty of them. Sometimes I count the fees involved with instant payday loans to drive myself crazy. How much is someone going to pay you for a payday loan if they borrow a hundred bucks and get it back to you two weeks later?"

"Let me go, man, just put me down."

"You sure about that?" I slacked my grip a bit.

"HOLY JESUS MOTHER OF ALL GODS NO PULL ME UP! I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT INSTANT PAYDAY LOAN FEES!!"

"I thought so."

I pulled him to the roof. Kicked his stomach. I knew this is what he'd to to someone who didn't pay back their instant payday loan and didn't feel bad.

"I have a pair of pliers and a hankering to learn a lot more about fast payday loan fees."

The night was shattered later with an almost girlish wail. 
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