http://www.paydayloaninvestigators.com/fast-payday-loan.html Fast Payday Loan Investigators. That's who we are. Now for a story of a broad who needed cash. en-us Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:16:40 EST Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:16:40 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 The tale of Terry and the great need for a fast payday loan So, Linda gives me a ring on the blower. I stab out my third Camel of the morning and pick it up. "Jim." "Talk to me, sugar lips." "You gotta see my baby sister at the diner - she needs a fast loan." "I've got nothing, sweets."[NOTE: I'm saying this, but I'm thinking she needs a fast payday loan from the sort of people that I wouldn't wanna smack around immediately.] "Go see her anyway, you schmuck. And wear a clean shirt this time. She thought you looked like a bookie gone to seed at mom's Christmas party." Terry's a cute kid. She comes up to about the middle of my chest and wears the sort of dresses I thought they stopped making when Kennedy ruined the hat for men. Lipstick the color of a fire hydrant, usually. Classy girl. She must have spent all her cash on the flash, though. I made it to Sal's in about a minute - he was located just down the street from my office. Convenient for my hunger, inconvenient for my heartburn, cholesterol, and waist size. I see the kid through the window and knock on it before coming inside and sliding across from her. "What's the haps, short-stack?" I asked her. "Jim, don't call me that." Okay, down to fast payday loan business Now was not the time to crack my usual jokes about her, I guess. Too bad, because our banter was always something I enjoyed. Better deflect the embarrassment with fast payday advance loan talk, and right quick, too! "OK, Terry, what's up? Linda says you need some money, stat." "I need a loan. $400 or so, just to tide me through until payday." Alarm bells in my head going off, doing a do-re-mi bit with a monkey banging cymbals next to them. She needs a fast payday loan because I don't have the money lying around in my coffers. I don't even know what coffers are, to be honest. "You think I'm Uncle Scrooge, able to toss a girl a fast payday loan? I ain't, sweetheart. I don't hand out any money because I don't have any, so don't look to me for a quick payday loan." "Jim, after all I've done for you. Remember that time I broke into the mayor's mansion so you'd find out what was in his diary?" "Yeah." "Remember when your mother died and you needed a 'classy dame' on your arm for her funeral?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember. I tell you, though, I don't have the money to give you. Have you tried finding one of those fast payday loan places?" I raise the subject gently, hoping she's not going to flip out like Bruce Lee in the middle of the fourth reel, offended that I suggest she check out payday cash loan providers. "You want me to go onto that internet and get a payday loan? What kind of broke mothe-" "Don't finish that unless you want to know what kind of dish-soap Sal uses. Look, sweets. I'll go online for you, do some digging around. I've got nothing on my desk about this faxless payday loan business at the moment. But I bet you I can dig up something if you gimme a couple of days. Give me a day or two to find out more about fast payday loan providers." "Three days, then they shut off my phone, Jim. I gotta know more about getting an overnight payday loan." "I know, sugardrop. Let Jim take care of it and look into this instant payday loan thing. That's what Jim does. He takes care of his girls. That is what you need and he will not let you down. No way. He'll sort you out with some of that fast payday loans action." Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:16:40 EST http://www.paydayloaninvestigators.com/quick-payday-loan.html A quick payday loan can sort you out quite nicely. Read on. en-us Wed, 27 Apr 2005 11:22:34 EDT Wed, 27 Apr 2005 11:22:34 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayloaninvestigators.com/overnight-payday-loan.html Overnight payday loan offerings from this cat were a scam. en-us Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:48:28 EDT Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:48:28 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayloaninvestigators.com/instant-payday-loan.html Instant payday loan information was easier to find than I thought. en-us Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:46:41 EDT Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:46:41 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0